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Physical pain generally has its roots in stagnation. Let’s just define stagnation as non-flow or toxic back up, much like the environmentally challenged pond on the left.

When the body’s normal fluid-flow slows down or stops, toxic sludge begins to pool, often resulting in blockage and overworked body systems. This blockage can lead to congestion, inflammation, infection and infestation.  Pain most always follows.

To make matters worse, the circulatory, energetic, and lymph systems of the body just can’t  meet the increased demands to carry away and dispose of all the waste. The lymph system in particular gets challenged.

Some people think that the consumption of the correct nutrients or antibiotics is the most important step at this point.

Surprise! Surprise! Food nutrients and meds are not as important as water and the three basic elements:  oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen. You can live without food for quite some time, believe it or not. 

What are the consequences, on the other hand, if you don’t have enough oxygen and water? Cells begin to degenerate and die—that’s what. These dead cells cause blockages, and the blockages present the perfect medium for infections and infestations, which in turn cause pain.

This does not mean you need to drink mass quantities of water on an hourly basis. Your body can extract water from anything you eat or drink that contains it.

Only the water bottling companies profit from over consumption of water, certainly not your overworked kidneys. Overworked kidneys challenge the energy systems in general, and low energy is never conducive to optimal body function. ( Oh my god, I said ‘never’.)

When it comes down to it, though, it is infections and/or infestations that cause physical pain. Remove these and there will be no painful sensations.

How do you remove these? There are various roads to take. A good place to start is to strengthen the Lymph. When the Lymphatic System is working as it should, there are no infections or infestations. 

The Lymph System consists of 5 parts: nodes, fluid, channels, ducts and center. The lymph center processes infections and infestations through the liver and kidneys. From there, they go to large intestine and urinary/bladder to be flushed out of the body. Once that happens, any pain will be markedly reduced, or it will even subside altogether.

To minimize and eliminate pain, you should also remove the infections and infestations from the pain sites. Detoxify the sites from all accumulations of dead cells and cellular wastes. Insure this will happen by strengthening the lymphatic system to and from the site.

Ensuring that the energetic system is maintaining all the body processes in working order will reduce the occurrence of pain. When energy is low, there is no cushion of energy between body structures.  Even the body cavities are under attack.

After the energetic system is strengthened, you can pinpoint the non physical cause of the pain, a la Yuen Mastery System style. Using your human intuition, separate from logic, and unfazed by positive and/or negative emotions, you can pinpoint the exact cause. The separation process is a simple two second correction that requires a bit of new information is all.

You can learn to make your intuition function separately from your logical mind and independently from your emotions by consulting a Yuen practitioner, or by joining Dr. Kam Yuen’s monthly teleseminar club. The main reason Dr. Yuen started his club was to get the information out to as many people as possible. if I didn’t think this was a good idea, I wouldn’t tell you about it.

In any case, after pinpointing the exact cause, you strengthen yourself to this cause by thinking of your spinal cord, brain and mind.

How?  Just put your attention there.  Energy flows where attention goes. 

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"O Ward, I've known all along that 'beaver' is slang for vagina."

What is wrong with White Males as a species? I’m not talking about their well known inability to read directions or ask for them. I can even forgive them for not being able to dance.

I’m talking about their propensities to kill methodically in bunches or in strings, as in ‘serial killers‘ and ‘going postal‘.

It’s pretty common knowledge that white males are the red-handed culprits whenever there’s a string of serial murders, or when a shoot-em up type massacre takes place at a school or work place.

But did you know White Males are statistically more likely to be fire bugs, as in burn down buildings for fun, too?

And the sad thing is, folks, White Males still rule the world!

Oh, I know, every once in a while, an Oriental or Arab dude tries to give the White Males a run for their money. But the last Oriental who made in-roads into the predominately white world of ultimate conquerors was Genghis Khan, and the last impactful Yellow-skinned fellow was Bruce Lee.

"Move over, all you Crackers! I am your Genghis! "

Let’s face it, ever since Mr. Khan, (emperor) of the Mongol Empire, the largest contiguous empire in history, white men have pretty much cornered the market on human privileges, such as education, wealth and basic humans freedom, not to mention all the women that go with.

Critical race theory experts even have a term for it….drum roll…..…………………… white privilege:

Just so you know it’s exactly like it sounds, “White privilege is a set of perceived/non perceived advantages enjoyed and exploited by white people beyond those commonly experienced by non-white people in the same social, political, and economic spaces.”

Whites, for example, have historically had more opportunities to accumulate wealth. Many of the institutions of wealth created amongst American citizens were open exclusively to whites.  Whites, in fact, still own the greatest percentage of the wealth in the U.S.

So why do privileged white males become twisted sociopathic killing machines?

Perhaps because the ‘Failures’ amongst them can’t blame society as readily as their darker skinned counterparts.  Perhaps because white males are culturally more limited in dealing with their emotions.  Perhaps because they are expected to outperform all other races in all areas except music, martial arts, comedy and sports.   Perhaps because white women no longer view them as preferable to any other race of men.

Bingo, BINGO!  My friends! I think we’ve stumbled upon the main reason— the need to impregnate the most women—-that never ending drive that makes pharmaceutical companies develop potency drugs until men are blue in their faces. I’m talking literally, as in dead-blue deprived of oxygen.

He who impregnates the most women wins!  Isn’t that how it goes?  What gives a man the opportunity to impregnate the most women besides the ability to get it up long after health has deteriorated?  Wealth, power, strength and wisdom–or the pretense thereof!

White males were pretty much in reverence of themselves until the women no longer found them any more revereable than the other colors of humanity.

Ozzie knew Harriett wasn’t going to run off with a big black Leroy—there weren’t any.  Ward Cleaver never had any worries about his wife June encountering a black man except in the guise of a shoe-shine boy on a downtown street in St. Louis, and he wasn’t about to take a ’shine’ to a white woman or whip out his polished ‘willie’.

No white man had to be worried about a black man taking his woman, except by force in the night.  Young manly Oriental Men weren’t in the picture–and only bongo playin’ Ricky Ricardo was allowed to have a white woman.  Arab men had Omar Sharif to make them look good, but no sitcoms featured a fiercesome butt-humping Arabian stallion married to his burkah clad helpmate.

TV perpetuated the white male myth forever and ever.  Historically, black actors were assigned to comedy and buffoonery.  When white TV execs produced black shows, they created black sitcoms that fostered the ludicrousness of blacks as executives, husbands or fathers. White writers once made Black males into a childlike and irresponsible sub-species—- pretty much incapable of managing its own finances and relationships, much less managing the complexities of anything like family life.

Roids make me look cute, I mean cut.

For the Oriental male, on the other hand, we had the ancient, inscrutable yet obese Charlie Chan, until Bruce Lee came along, that is.  Lee was so cute, capable, brave and persecuted.  Right away, he got himself a beautiful white, blonde wife!  Now that’s almost as good as having the largest contiguous empire in History.  Just ask Tiger Woods now that both his empire and his wife are gone.

Speaking of lost empires, back to Ghengis:  Just how big were Khan’s holdings? They stretched from the Danube to the Sea of Japan(or East Sea) and from the Arctic to Camboja, covering over 33,000,000 km² (12,741,000 sq mi),^[1] 22% of the Earth’s total land area, and held sway over a population of over 100 million people.

One Hundred Million People!  (And that was when people were more at a premium per square inch!)

When you can score under 15 on Flash Fabrica, my budding guru friends, I might listen to what you have to say.  Follow this link and prepare yourself for mind fun:  http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html

I just got back from Memphis, my old home town and residing place of my 3 sisters, 1 brother, 2 parents, 15 cousins etc.  It was a good trip down to Beale Street and the Forum where I was privileged to watch the Memphis Tigers (as in BBall Tigers) beat an underestimated Arkansas team.

Tigers were supposed to win hands down, and everyone would have been mortified if they hadn’t.  For about 20 minutes, I thought we were going to be severely mortified.  Tigers got off to a slower than slow start, only shooting 22% from the field.

Then Chris, my brother and I went to Ground Zero and listened to the house band.  House bands rock in Memphis!

My sister Sallie and her friend, Ed, ballroomed danced their way all over the big-ass wooden floor to the Blues, no less.

Sallie is a great dancer!  Her partner, Ed, is pretty good too—but he hates ‘wiggle dancers’ with a passion and it shows.  ‘Wiggle dancers’ are the kind that don’t do any prescribed steps—one move per beat is all that Ballrooom Ed will allow.

I guess you know where that puts me and thee—–In the Wiggle Dancer Category and proud of it!

Consider this to be a personal message from the Guru—-Wiggle dance your way through life, folks!  You’ll go further and faster and have more fun.

Answers and dance steps are just not accessible in the prescribed locations at one move per beat.

Welcome to my website, you unevolved ignoramuses!

How does it feel to know that I’m a Guru and you’re not? Today, I’m going to tell you this simple truth:

Real Gurus need no followers.

Got it? Good.  Let’s move on. Right off the bat, my unevolved ignoramus friends, there are at least a dozen things you won’t ever need to do if you hang out with me:

1. Love your pain
2. Tap on miscellaneous body parts
3. Pluck invisible shit out of the air
4. Relive the agony of your birth,
5. Pant like a dog
6. Think about nothing
7. Repeat meaningles syllables
   
8. Make yourself a pretzel
9. Stuff white cloths in any of your orifices
10. Twirl in a circle to Jerry Garcia’s Music
11. Give spiders a second chance
12. Pretend everything is all good

You couldn’t stand it if it were all good.

But If any of the above sounds good to you, get the hell off my website.  I gave you enough links.

It doesn’t matter how you feel about me or yourself. Any puny little emotion you can muster up at this point is powerless to do much of anything.  So go ahead… love or hate everyone and yourself to death and while you’re at it, throw in a god or two for good measure—it’s all the same right now.

I’ve got a higher self but I’m holding back.  In other words, don’t expect me to channel my higher self for you unevolved ignoramuses until enough of you are on the same page.  We need to reach critical mass first and I’ll be the judge of when that happens.

Also,  just keep your own higher self to yourself, too  I only want to hear from your lower self and maybe a few in between selves.  Got it?  Good.

As far as higher beings go—there aren’t any beings higher than you, so remember that.

Believing in the Incredible Hulk as the good guy is as good as believing in the one god theory–nobody ever invaded anybody else’s homeland with the Incredible Hulk on their banners and I’ll lay odds they never will.

Supreme beings are for the poor schmucks who need to believe somebody besides their mama cares about them.  And as long as we’re on the subject-I don’t care if your mama loved you or not and neither should you.  Go swallow some cloth!

Trusting in any hanging dudes on a cross, supreme manly beings who hurl shitbolts and/or goddesses that will love you to death keeps you stupid the rest of your life and on in to the next few rounds.

That’s probably enough to swallow for now.   We need to get one thing straight right from the start.  Don’t ever expect enlightenment, you unevolved ignoramuses.

Enlightenment is already your right as human beings.

Got it? Good!

I want to fly above the rooftops of Taipei with my good friend Meei Meei  —high on the chi of the universe. Romantic sounding to be sure, but we might get to do some rooftop flying before this year is out.

Grandmaster Yuen is going to Taipei, Taiwan in the middle of November for  Module 1, Nov 14th-15th and Module 2, Nov 21st-22nd, and if anyone can lead the way over the rooftops…

Among the many attractions of Taipei in addition to rooftops is the National Palace Museum, or the fourth ranked  museum of the world.  OK, so I guess fourth is pretty good, but…

Taipei is also known for its legendary night shopping which sounds even better.   Who wants to sleep when there’s some serious shopping afoot!

It reminds me of the olden days when I lived in San Francisco.  Night shopping in SF China Town was magical and is much missed. Chris would be purchasing strange herbs from bearded inscrutable Asians, and I would be trying on the colorful, silk Chinese jackets.

First on the Taipei list is temple sight seeing, though.  I’ve heard that most everything pales when it comes to the many, glorious and grand temples of Taiwan.

I have a bit of enticing info about three Taipei temples: One temple for wish making, one for calamity prediction and guess which one just is what it is… The Taoist temple, of course.

Lung Shan Temple (211 Kuangchou Street)  “Make a Wish Temple”

Lung Shan Temple or Dragon Mountain Temple can be found in the Wanhua district, right in the heart of Taipei’s old town.

Here’s my advice:  Everyone who visits the Lung Shan Temple should probably make a wish. Legend has it that the temple was built because a goddess was granting wishes on that very spot back in the 18th century. Once upon a time, you see,  a man left a Kuan Yin (Goddess of Mercy) amulet hanging from a tree, and when night fell, the amulet began giving off a brilliant light.

The people in the neighborhood soon found that the charm had the power to grant wishes.  After enough wishes came true, they respectfully decided to build a temple to the goddess of mercy, herself.

You have a better than average chance of finding your favorite god or goddess there, as more than 100 deities are housed within.  The temple is now known as ‘the meeting place of the gods’.  I wouldn’t mind meeting a few.

Zu Shi Temple (81 Kangting Rd) “The Nose Knows.”
Another temple we should probably visit is the Divine Progenitors Temple. The first thing I would want to do is check and make sure the nose of Panglai is residing on his face.

Legend has it that every time a disaster was about to happen the nose would take a ‘nosedive’ onto the floor. After the calamity or threat of calamity was over, the diving nose would spring back up to it rightful position. Talk about ‘the Nose Knows”.

This temple was constructed in 1787 and it houses the seven images of Divine Progenitors, Panglai reputably being the one with the most power.  We shan’t, therefore, name the  6 lesser deities. Hopefully, they will not take too much offense but if they do… who cares!

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Bao-An Temple (61 Hami Street) “It is what it is.”

Bao-An is located in the middle of the Da-Dung District, or the spiritual center of Taipei. Affectionately known as the Temple of Da Dao Kung, which literally means the temple of the Great Taoist Master, construction was begun in 1805.

This fine temple required a full quarter-century to complete because all the different wood and stone materials had to be brought over from mainland China.  Even the artisans were imports.

One of the biggest draws of the Bao-An Temple is enshrined in the middle of the bell tower—-the Goddess of Birth, Zhu Sheng Niang-Niang.  Flanking her, are 12 female aids, each charged with the task of with assisting child birthing during a particular month. Here is a good tip I found on the internet about getting the gender you want out of your pregnancy.  I lifted it straight from a website dedicated to the Birthing Goddess herself.  And I quote:

For those who didn’t have a chance to get any baby (after long period of trying), they could also visit Zhu Sheng Niang Niang Temples to request for babies. The couple just needed to prepare the following items:

For Baby Boy, prepared White Flowers (of any type), white flowers represent positive or Yang, after offering this to Zhu Sheng Niang Niang, she will get the message and bless accordingly.

For Baby Girl, prepared Red Flowers (of any type), red flowers represent negative or Yin, after offering this to Zhu Sheng Niang Niang, she will get the message and blessed accordingly.

In the old agricultural society it was considered lucky to have many children and grandchildren, so women from far and wide would come to worship the goddess.  They most often petitioned for sons and still do, as a matter of fact, especially on Zhu Sheng’s birthday.  When is her birthday you might ask. The 20th day of Lunar 3 month is the answer.

This temple features the usual dragon pillars at the entry way, and also a pair of stone lions that are not so usual.  Normally, the male has an open mouth and the female a closed mouth.  (There’s a big cultural difference!) But both of these lions have open mouths!

Bao-Sheng Da Di, the god of medicine, is the the temple’s main man/god.  Reportedly, he was given human form by a skilled medical practitioner in China’s Fujian Prvince, back in 979.

As you can see in the picture of the colorful and perfectly carved roof, the temple is in excellent condition. Not so, always, though.

A seven year restoration project of major proportion was launched in 1995, because of the termite infestation.  At the completion of the project, there was a three-day sacrifice or ‘chien chiao’, to celebrate and thank all the gods.

As you can imagine, there was a lot of god thanking and celebrating going on. People like to think their fortune and prosperity rises and falls with the temple’s ups and downs.

Included in the festivities, was the ancient custom of fire walking—”stepping on burning coals with bare feet by the young wizards who hold aloft the deity’s sedan chair”.

Fire walking is one of  the Taoist practices left over from the olden days–you know, young men proving their magnanimous strength of mind, body spirit by showing off.

Thanks to Dr. Yuen, we’ve moved on…

Right, Meei Meei?

I had a really weird dream last night:  This tour guide was dropping me off on a planet that I’d never been to before.  I was standing with a bunch of other humanoids—males, females, young, old—some of them couples.

The tour guide dude had a cigar in his mouth and looked like that Indiana Jones character. He was dipping into a bunch of bags and giving out different kinds of currency to everybody.  But before getting back into his space craft, he had us move in closer so we could hear some last words of advice.

“Now don’t forget what I told you, folks….that human emotion stuff is the most addicting chemical in the universe. I can’t explain why this planet is overloaded with so many rampaging feelings–you’re just going to have to experience it for yourself.

In other words, try all the human emotions you want–it’s why you’re here in the first place.  But even those positive ones are deadly.  One positive emotion could keep you stuck on Earth for all eternity, or at least till somebody bails your sorry ass out and that will cost you extra.

So watch yourselves now and remember your delete button.  Use that midline correction technique I showed you every so often, just to delete the accumulations.

Whatever happens, don’t let yourselves get so gummed up that you can’t find your own freaking delete button. I can tell you right now, you’re not getting back on my ship all loaded down with those stupid human emotions.

There’s plenty of people like you that I brought down to Earth—brought ‘em here for what was supposed to be only a 79 rotations around the sun vacation, but now every time their human form gives up the ghost, they hop into another one.  The poor bastards just can’t stop coming back down to this planet.  They’ve even forgotten they’re true origin.”

True origin…true origin…true

Right about then, I sat straight up in bed, thinking…holy shit, that was a weird dream.

Welcome to my website, you unevolved ignoramuses.  I’m a Guru and you’re not. Today, I’m going to tell you this simple truth:

Real Gurus need no followers.

Got it? Good.  Let’s move on. Right off the bat, my unevolved ignoramus friends, there are at least a dozen things you won’t ever need to do:

1. Love your pain
2. Tap on miscellaneous body parts
3. Pluck invisible shit out of the air
4. Relive the agony of your birth,
5. Pant like a dog
6. Think about nothing
7. Repeat meaningles syllables
   
8. Make yourself a pretzel
9. Stuff white cloths in any of your orifices
10. Twirl in a circle to Jerry Garcia’s Music
11. Give spiders a second chance
12. Pretend everything is all good

You couldn’t stand it if it were all good.

But If any of the above sounds good to you, get the hell off my website.  I gave you enough links.

It doesn’t matter how you feel about me or yourself. Any puny little emotion you can muster up at this point is powerless to do much of anything.  So go ahead… love or hate yourself to death—it’s all the same right now.

I’ve got a higher self but I’m holding back.  In other words, don’t expect me to channel my higher self for you unevolved ignoramuses until enough of you are on the same page.  We need to reach critical mass first and I’ll be the judge of when that happens.

Also,  just keep your own higher self to yourself, too  I only want to hear from your lower self and maybe a few in between selves.  Got it?  Good.

As far as higher beings go—there aren’t any beings higher than you, so remember that.

Believing in the Incredible Hulk as the good guy is as good as believing in the one god theory–nobody ever invaded anybody else’s homeland with the Incredible Hulk on their banners and I’ll lay odds they never will.

Supreme beings are for the poor schmucks who need to believe somebody besides their mama cares about them.  And as long as we’re on the subject-I don’t care if your mama loved you or not and neither should you.  Go swallow some cloth!

Trusting in any hanging dudes on a cross, supreme manly beings who hurl shitbolts and/or goddesses that will love you to death keeps you stupid the rest of your life and on in to the next few rounds.

That’s probably enough to swallow for now.   We need to get one thing straight right from the start.  Don’t ever expect enlightenment, you unevolved ignoramuses.

Enlightenment is already your right as human beings. Period.

Surprise Surprise! (And it’s a good one.)

Dr. Yuen is holding a three day intensive this coming weekend in El Segundo ( the LA Area) at the Embassy Suites.

Friday, Saturday and Sunday ( August 14th, 15th and 16th) Dr. Yuen will combine Module 2 with Module 3 to make a new module— thwo (two + three) we’ll call it.

Time is money, so they say, and you save both… time and money, not to mention energy by taking Dr. Yuen’s hybrid module.  Students in the Los Angeles area must be pretty special to get such a spur of the moment sweet deal.

Speaking of deals, for those of us who live elsewhere, Expedia has some excellent ones. Hint hint—- book your flight and hotel online together.

I’m always surprised, but the Embassy Suite hotels have really nice plants and trees in the middle of their suites. Plus they have a waterfall and a pond with big friendly Koi Fish who swim up to greet you looking fat but still hungry.  As soon as I meet the El Segundo Koi, I will have made fish friends in three cities.

In my not so distant past, I never had one fish friend.  Just the thought of getting stuck in an airplane kept me stuck in a one day driving radius zone.  Yuen corrections have made me a veritable jet setter now.

Speaking of which, why not be spontaneous?  Have a free breakfast Friday, Saturday and Sunday morning in LA.  Click on Expedia and check out how cheaply you can enjoy a three day weekend submersing yourself in the Yuen method.

You can learn to pinpoint the true cause for all the commonly diagnosed physical problems, such as farsightedness or nearsightedness.

Learn to correctly identify all life issues that our Health Care Experts have so nicely identified as diseases originating in the physical body. If that were the case, we wouldn’t have diseases any more, would we?

Human Beings are not destined to crawl on their bellies for all eternity, folks.  Dr. Yuen’s Module 3 is about self mastery—using your logic and intuition to its utmost advantage.  Separate them and make them equal and you’ve got a fighting chance.

In the paraphrased words of James Brown, Get up offa those bellies, folks, ‘n’ correct so you can feel better! That dude really knew how to shake it well into ‘old age’.

Speaking of ‘aging’, adding a few decades to your life is treated as if it’s a disease these days.  No one is getting any younger thinking like that.

The fact is, we now have quite the collection of unresolved diseases and disorders. that we pay others to treat us for. The letters of the alphabet are getting overused:  ADD, RLS, MS, ADHD, RPS .  Don’t think putting an ‘anti’ in front of anything will help (anti-seizure, anti-inflammatory)  ‘Anti’ is just the flip side of the disease coin.

When “anti-” is placed before aging, for example, we only add more problems to it.  Better to be neutral than anti.

When anti is placed before matter (anti-matter)  you really get a bang!  Matter/Antimatter neutral!