Night of the Full Moon: Stuck Here for All Eternity!
I had a really weird dream last night: This tour guide was dropping me off on a planet that I’d never been to before. I was standing with a bunch of other humanoids—males, females, young, old—some of them couples.
The tour guide dude had a cigar in his mouth and looked like that Indiana Jones character. He was dipping into a bunch of bags and giving out different kinds of currency to everybody. But before getting back into his space craft, he had us move in closer so we could hear some last words of advice.
“Now don’t forget what I told you, folks….that human emotion stuff is the most addicting chemical in the universe. I can’t explain why this planet is overloaded with so many rampaging feelings–you’re just going to have to experience it for yourself.
In other words, try all the human emotions you want–it’s why you’re here in the first place. But even those positive ones are deadly. One positive emotion could keep you stuck on Earth for all eternity, or at least till somebody bails your sorry ass out and that will cost you extra.
So watch yourselves now and remember your delete button. Use that midline correction technique I showed you every so often, just to delete the accumulations.
Whatever happens, don’t let yourselves get so gummed up that you can’t find your own freaking delete button. I can tell you right now, you’re not getting back on my ship all loaded down with those stupid human emotions.
There’s plenty of people like you that I brought down to Earth—brought ‘em here for what was supposed to be only a 79 rotations around the sun vacation, but now every time their human form gives up the ghost, they hop into another one. The poor bastards just can’t stop coming back down to this planet. They’ve even forgotten they’re true origin.”
True origin…true origin…true
Right about then, I sat straight up in bed, thinking…holy shit, that was a weird dream.
Tags: human emotions, midline, positive emotions