See lovely Lake Lucille.  See how peaceful it is.  Listen to the Palin rally in Johnstown, PA.  People are screaming bloody murder.

See the little duck. It is very sad and lonely. It cannot eat any of the dead plants. It cannot eat the dead fish.  Fly away duck!  Fly away quick! Don’t you hear that floatplane coming?

See the beautiful water.  Lake Lucille is very very blue.  Do not touch the floating fecal foam. Do not touch the dirty water. Do not touch Lake Lucille. It is very very dead.

See Sarah Palin.  She likes to hold big guns. Bang! Bang! Bang! She likes to kill things with her big big guns. Alaskans are afraid of her. Are you?