When White Males Attack!
Saturday, January 9th, 2010
"O Ward, I've known all along that 'beaver' is slang for vagina."
What is wrong with White Males as a species? I’m not talking about their well known inability to read directions or ask for them. I can even forgive them for not being able to dance.
I’m talking about their propensities to kill methodically in bunches or in strings, as in ‘serial killers‘ and ‘going postal‘.
It’s pretty common knowledge that white males are the red-handed culprits whenever there’s a string of serial murders, or when a shoot-em up type massacre takes place at a school or work place.
But did you know White Males are statistically more likely to be fire bugs, as in burn down buildings for fun, too?
And the sad thing is, folks, White Males still rule the world!
Oh, I know, every once in a while, an Oriental or Arab dude tries to give the White Males a run for their money. But the last Oriental who made in-roads into the predominately white world of ultimate conquerors was Genghis Khan, and the last impactful Yellow-skinned fellow was Bruce Lee.
"Move over, all you Crackers! I am your Genghis! "
Let’s face it, ever since Mr. Khan, (emperor) of the Mongol Empire, the largest contiguous empire in history, white men have pretty much cornered the market on human privileges, such as education, wealth and basic humans freedom, not to mention all the women that go with.
Critical race theory experts even have a term for it….drum roll…..…………………… white privilege:
Just so you know it’s exactly like it sounds, “White privilege is a set of perceived/non perceived advantages enjoyed and exploited by white people beyond those commonly experienced by non-white people in the same social, political, and economic spaces.”
Whites, for example, have historically had more opportunities to accumulate wealth. Many of the institutions of wealth created amongst American citizens were open exclusively to whites. Whites, in fact, still own the greatest percentage of the wealth in the U.S.
So why do privileged white males become twisted sociopathic killing machines?
Perhaps because the ‘Failures’ amongst them can’t blame society as readily as their darker skinned counterparts. Perhaps because white males are culturally more limited in dealing with their emotions. Perhaps because they are expected to outperform all other races in all areas except music, martial arts, comedy and sports. Perhaps because white women no longer view them as preferable to any other race of men.
Bingo, BINGO! My friends! I think we’ve stumbled upon the main reason— the need to impregnate the most women—-that never ending drive that makes pharmaceutical companies develop potency drugs until men are blue in their faces. I’m talking literally, as in dead-blue deprived of oxygen.
He who impregnates the most women wins! Isn’t that how it goes? What gives a man the opportunity to impregnate the most women besides the ability to get it up long after health has deteriorated? Wealth, power, strength and wisdom–or the pretense thereof!
White males were pretty much in reverence of themselves until the women no longer found them any more revereable than the other colors of humanity.
Ozzie knew Harriett wasn’t going to run off with a big black Leroy—there weren’t any. Ward Cleaver never had any worries about his wife June encountering a black man except in the guise of a shoe-shine boy on a downtown street in St. Louis, and he wasn’t about to take a ’shine’ to a white woman or whip out his polished ‘willie’.
No white man had to be worried about a black man taking his woman, except by force in the night. Young manly Oriental Men weren’t in the picture–and only bongo playin’ Ricky Ricardo was allowed to have a white woman. Arab men had Omar Sharif to make them look good, but no sitcoms featured a fiercesome butt-humping Arabian stallion married to his burkah clad helpmate.
TV perpetuated the white male myth forever and ever. Historically, black actors were assigned to comedy and buffoonery. When white TV execs produced black shows, they created black sitcoms that fostered the ludicrousness of blacks as executives, husbands or fathers. White writers once made Black males into a childlike and irresponsible sub-species—- pretty much incapable of managing its own finances and relationships, much less managing the complexities of anything like family life.
Roids make me look cute, I mean cut.
For the Oriental male, on the other hand, we had the ancient, inscrutable yet obese Charlie Chan, until Bruce Lee came along, that is. Lee was so cute, capable, brave and persecuted. Right away, he got himself a beautiful white, blonde wife! Now that’s almost as good as having the largest contiguous empire in History. Just ask Tiger Woods now that both his empire and his wife are gone.
Speaking of lost empires, back to Ghengis: Just how big were Khan’s holdings? They stretched from the Danube to the Sea of Japan(or East Sea) and from the Arctic to Camboja, covering over 33,000,000 km2 (12,741,000 sq mi),[1] 22% of the Earth’s total land area, and held sway over a population of over 100 million people.
One Hundred Million People! (And that was when people were more at a premium per square inch!) 