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Welcome to my website, you unevolved ignoramuses!

How does it feel to know that I’m a Guru and you’re not? Today, I’m going to tell you this simple truth:

Real Gurus need no followers.

Got it? Good.  Let’s move on. Right off the bat, my unevolved ignoramus friends, there are at least a dozen things you won’t ever need to do if you hang out with me:

1. Love your pain
2. Tap on miscellaneous body parts
3. Pluck invisible shit out of the air
4. Relive the agony of your birth,
5. Pant like a dog
6. Think about nothing
7. Repeat meaningles syllables
   
8. Make yourself a pretzel
9. Stuff white cloths in any of your orifices
10. Twirl in a circle to Jerry Garcia’s Music
11. Give spiders a second chance
12. Pretend everything is all good

You couldn’t stand it if it were all good.

But If any of the above sounds good to you, get the hell off my website.  I gave you enough links.

It doesn’t matter how you feel about me or yourself. Any puny little emotion you can muster up at this point is powerless to do much of anything.  So go ahead… love or hate everyone and yourself to death and while you’re at it, throw in a god or two for good measure—it’s all the same right now.

I’ve got a higher self but I’m holding back.  In other words, don’t expect me to channel my higher self for you unevolved ignoramuses until enough of you are on the same page.  We need to reach critical mass first and I’ll be the judge of when that happens.

Also,  just keep your own higher self to yourself, too  I only want to hear from your lower self and maybe a few in between selves.  Got it?  Good.

As far as higher beings go—there aren’t any beings higher than you, so remember that.

Believing in the Incredible Hulk as the good guy is as good as believing in the one god theory–nobody ever invaded anybody else’s homeland with the Incredible Hulk on their banners and I’ll lay odds they never will.

Supreme beings are for the poor schmucks who need to believe somebody besides their mama cares about them.  And as long as we’re on the subject-I don’t care if your mama loved you or not and neither should you.  Go swallow some cloth!

Trusting in any hanging dudes on a cross, supreme manly beings who hurl shitbolts and/or goddesses that will love you to death keeps you stupid the rest of your life and on in to the next few rounds.

That’s probably enough to swallow for now.   We need to get one thing straight right from the start.  Don’t ever expect enlightenment, you unevolved ignoramuses.

Enlightenment is already your right as human beings.

Got it? Good!

Watch out, It’s gong to run out.  I don’t care how many times you pay somebody new at a motivation seminar to make you jump up and down about life, folks, passion eventually plays out.

Don’t be sad. Anything that is dependent on the production of brain chemicals like endorphins and serotonin is bound to dry up.  Didn’t we all learn that back in the Eighty’s?  Even Cocaine couldn’t keep those happy brains chemicals pumping forever.

The best line of coke I ever had was the first one I turned down after I said adios to the habit.  And the second best line was the last one–so many years ago, but it could feel like yesterday if I hadn’t deleted the negative accumulation of those dreadful all-nighters.

Nothing like seeing the sun come up when you’re tweaking your brains out.  Speaking of brains, above is a comparison of two brains–one on cocaine and one that is supposed to be ‘normal’ (whatever that means).

Anyway, now I’m off on a tangent. My main point got upended: I was talking about  the practice of using positive emotion as your motivation for achievement. Not a good practice. We all know people like that—positive emotion junkies.  They ‘love’ everyone and everything, including their pain.  Check out the release technique videos for a strange example. People undergoing that type of ‘therapy’ have to repeat out loud over and over how much they love their pain.

It’s a little bit better than using a negative emotion such as anger to get you going, but not in the long run.  By the time you’re Sixty, all that forced passion along with that positive gleam in your eyes will be wearing you thin. You’ll probably be so wired that everyone runs when they see you coming–not only that, but you’ll be jumping into equally passionate negative states at the drop of a hat.  Don’t scoff.  I’ve seen enough of those types to know that they are a quickly multiplying sub-group of humans.

What is motivation, anyway? ‘Anything that drives us’ is a simple definition.  Here’s the thing.  Do you really want to count on emotions to take you to your destination?  How about true purpose?

If you join Dr. Kam Yuen’s club (millionairehealer.com), he’ll tell you how to get to your very own true purpose.  Shaolin Grandmaster Kam Yuen was the inspiration for the Kung Fu TV Series back in the Seventies.  Since then, he’s been all over the world teaching an intuitive technique that sure beats counting on your emotions to drive you.  Excuse the pun, but the last thing I want are my emotions behind the wheel.